Grand Master Yoda

Of wisdom words 2

2007-03-03T15:36:00.000-08:00

Cast out fear. No room for anything else until you cast out fear, there is - implys not this rejection of fear, to be afraid by pretending not. First accept it, to cast it out you must; you must admit, there, is it. Say: "Afraid, I am afraid," and to total helplessness through this be reduced. Potentially the most powerful, this point is. Just past, the great leap to true power, is it: The move through fear, to beyond fear. Of the other especially go past the fear, the unknown.

I have been away for a while but now, back, am I. Herh herh herh.

Of wisdom words

2006-10-02T09:29:00.000-07:00

Haircut I advise not, man. In the employment of the government, all hairdressers are. Your aerials, hairs are. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. The reason bald-headed men are uptight, this is. Yeesssssss.

Been asked some odd questions, have I. Yes, hmmm.

2006-09-28T09:56:00.000-07:00

What's the earliest you've gotten up to watch cartoons and what did you see?
These cartoons you speak of, what are, hmm? Like answer, I would. Yes, hmmm.

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster.
Please write her a thank-you note:
Like to thank you for the rooster shaped dispenser, would I. Necessary for you to give it to me it was not. But I shall enjoy it. Hmmmmmm.

The first time you had your shoes taken off - how surprised were you to see that you still had toes?
Insulted, I am insulted, for shoes I wear not! Herh herh herh.

This is a colon : and this is a semi-colon ; - what's a semi-truck?
I know not of this, know more of this, do you, hmm? Hmmmmmm.

You're in the grocery store with a broken cart. How will you ever be that hungry?
With master windu have you been shopping, hmm?

The squish of mud between your toes; how would you live your life as a frog?
Disappointed in you, am I!